OH I'M RUNNIN' ON DOWN TO THE
I NEED A BOTTLE OF THAT RUBBIN' ALCOHOL
ITS THE COVID ERASER, ADD A LITTLE CLOROX CHASER
THE RECOMMENDED NEW CURE-ALL
HYDROXY POX INFUSION, WILL STOP THIS MASS CONFUSION
ALL TESTED BY THE CDC
A LYSOL INJECTION, TO CURE THIS NEW INFECTION
ADD SOME UV LIGHT TO MAKE THE FAKERS SEE
HIP HIP HIP HOORAY, FOR DR DONNIE J
THE VERY STABLE GENIUS HAS OUR BACKS
ITS DEEP STATE COLLUSION, BEHIND ALL THIS ILLUSION
TRYIN' TO KNOCK THE WHITE HOUSE OFF THE TRACKS
GO TOMMY GO
YOU SAY AMMONIA-D, THAT'S THE CURE FOR ME
SOMEONE RUN AND TELL THE FDA
ITS THE PRESIDENTS CONCLUSION, THAT'S THE NEW SOLUTION
DR DONNIE J WILL SURLY SAVE THE DAY
HIP HIP HIP HOORAY, FOR DR DONNIE J
A MADE IN CHINA MAGA HAT FOR ME
ITS NOT LIKE HE AIN'T TRYIN', THE MEDIA IS LYIN'
ITS ALL A DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY
CHUCK BERRY GOT NOTHIN' ON ME
ITS REALLY NOT AMUSING, TO WATCH OLD DONNIE MUSING
AND RIFFING LIKE ITS STAND UP COMEDY
CAUSE FOLKS OUT HERE THEY'RE DYIN', WHILE TRUMPETTES* ALL STAND LYIN'
EXCUSE HIS TOTAL LACK OF SANITY
HIP HIP HOORAY, FOR DR DONNIE J
MAGA HATS AND PAPER TOWELS FOR ALL
NO TO HIS IMPEACHMENT, YES TO HIS EMBLEACHMENT**
ITS TRUE THAT PRIDE COMES RIGHT BEFORE THE FALL?
I HEAR FOXY SEANY*** SAY, DONNIE COULD SAVE THE DAY
IF HE PUT THOSE STUBBORN GOVERNORS IN JAIL
THERE JUST AIN'T NO DEBATIN', DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS WAITIN'
PUT THE FAKE NEWS IN THE VERY NEXT CELL
HAIL HAIL HAIL, KING DONNIE WILL PREVAIL
ALL PSYCHOPHANTS**** BEND DOWN AND KISS THE RINGER*****
YOU WANT SOME PPE, YOU BETTER TAKE A KNEE
OR RISK THE WRATH OF DONNIE'S TWITTER FINGER
DR DONNIE J, WILL SURELY HAVE HIS WAY
TELL THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF TO RAISE A GLASS IN TOAST
WHAT HAVE WE TO LOSE, THE GDP CAN'T SNOOZE
GET OUR LAB RATS****** BACK TO WORKIN' COAST TO COAST
NOW CHILDREN PLEASE REMEMBER, THAT COME THIS NEXT NOVEMBER
THERE'S SOMETHIN' EACH AND EVERY ONE CAN DO
A MOVEMENT CAN BE MOUNTED, WE CAN ALL STAND AND BY COUNTED
OR WE CAN FOLLOW NERO******* STRAIGHT INTO THE POOH!
A Definition of terms:
COCKYWOMBLE™ - A bastardization of the Scottish
COCKWOMBLE or Urban
Most probably the latter
* TRUMPETTES™ - Members of the "Cult of Personality" surrounding Donald J
** EMBLEACHMENT™ - An enema of Clorox bleach.
*** FOXY SEANY - Really? You didn't catch on with this one?
**** PSYCHOPHANTS™ - A member of a cult of personality who worships, and
a person of presumed
divine authority. See * TRUMPETTES™
NOTE: Not a misspelling or mispronunciation of the word SYCOPHANT - a
acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.
Although, there is evidence to suggest that some of that is going on.
***** RINGER - I know! "Poetic License": it was that or use
****** LAB RATS - Something one of the Govs suggested their
constituents would not be used as.
******* NERO -
Roman emperor from A.D. 54 to 68; said to have
"fiddled" while Rome burned.
LEFTANISTA: Those on the alt-right know exactly what I mean. Sometimes
used derisively when
describing we "principled conservatives".
I should apologize in advance if I've offended your delicate sensibilities:
COCKYWOMBLE™ , TRUMPEETES™,
PSYCHOPHANTS™ 2020 Master of the Cosmos
mostly from the Country midi pack "Classic Rock"
Drums: EZDrummer, my programming
Bass: Trilian, with the exception of the "slide down" in the intro.
Where was EZBass when I needed it?
Guitars: Really? My '60 Junior on the right.
PRS Santana "Anna" left and solos.
Vocals: My fault again, pitchy as ever, 50 plus years of this and it just
Room Ambiance: IKM's SUNSET SOUND STUDIOS REVERB; Studio 3 half damping
Vocal Reverb: SSSR Studio 2 Chamber
mastering: IKM's LURRSEN CONSOLE: Pop/Rock Drive
3.2 Push 30%
iZotope's Maximizer: set to True Peak at -1 db to control "overs".
started out as a Pete Seeger ish, Greenwich Village "protest
song". It quickly
"devolved" into a "Classic Rock" romp when I added the EZKeyes piano part.
Begun Friday at 8:51am: CbB claims editing time of 100:22:15 (as of Monday
I may have left it open on the "office rig" while editing the midi parts,
but even if it was
open nonstop since creation I wouldn't have 100 hours in it: interesting...
The Muse dropped this on me Friday morning, She's been a bit
stingy as of late.
So I felt compelled to get this one "to tape" quickly. Warts and all this
Maybe She's back, we'll see...