OH I'M RUNNIN' ON DOWN TO THE LOCAL MINI-MART
 I NEED A BOTTLE OF THAT RUBBIN' ALCOHOL
 ITS THE COVID ERASER, ADD A LITTLE CLOROX CHASER
 THE RECOMMENDED NEW CURE-ALL

 HYDROXY POX INFUSION, WILL STOP THIS MASS CONFUSION
 ALL TESTED BY THE CDC
 A LYSOL INJECTION, TO CURE THIS NEW INFECTION
 ADD SOME UV LIGHT TO MAKE THE FAKERS SEE

 HIP HIP HIP HOORAY, FOR DR DONNIE J
 THE VERY STABLE GENIUS HAS OUR BACKS
 ITS DEEP STATE COLLUSION, BEHIND ALL THIS ILLUSION
 TRYIN' TO KNOCK THE WHITE HOUSE OFF THE TRACKS
 GO TOMMY GO
 YOU SAY AMMONIA-D, THAT'S THE CURE FOR ME
 SOMEONE RUN AND TELL THE FDA
 ITS THE PRESIDENTS CONCLUSION, THAT'S THE NEW SOLUTION
 DR DONNIE J WILL SURLY SAVE THE DAY

 HIP HIP HIP HOORAY, FOR DR DONNIE J
 A MADE IN CHINA MAGA HAT FOR ME
 ITS NOT LIKE HE AIN'T TRYIN', THE MEDIA IS LYIN'
 ITS ALL A DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY
 CHUCK BERRY GOT NOTHIN' ON ME
 ITS REALLY NOT AMUSING, TO WATCH OLD DONNIE MUSING
 AND RIFFING LIKE ITS STAND UP COMEDY
 CAUSE FOLKS OUT HERE THEY'RE DYIN', WHILE TRUMPETTES* ALL STAND LYIN'
 EXCUSE HIS TOTAL LACK OF SANITY

 HIP HIP HOORAY, FOR DR DONNIE J
 MAGA HATS AND PAPER TOWELS FOR ALL
 NO TO HIS IMPEACHMENT, YES TO HIS EMBLEACHMENT**
 ITS TRUE THAT PRIDE COMES RIGHT BEFORE THE FALL?

 I HEAR FOXY SEANY*** SAY, DONNIE COULD SAVE THE DAY
 IF HE PUT THOSE STUBBORN GOVERNORS IN JAIL
 THERE JUST AIN'T NO DEBATIN', DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS WAITIN'
 PUT THE FAKE NEWS IN THE VERY NEXT CELL

 HAIL HAIL HAIL, KING DONNIE WILL PREVAIL
 ALL PSYCHOPHANTS**** BEND DOWN AND KISS THE RINGER*****
 YOU WANT SOME PPE, YOU BETTER TAKE A KNEE
 OR RISK THE WRATH OF DONNIE'S TWITTER FINGER

 DR DONNIE J, WILL SURELY HAVE HIS WAY
 TELL THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF TO RAISE A GLASS IN TOAST
 WHAT HAVE WE TO LOSE, THE GDP CAN'T SNOOZE
 GET OUR LAB RATS****** BACK TO WORKIN' COAST TO COAST

 NOW CHILDREN PLEASE REMEMBER, THAT COME THIS NEXT NOVEMBER
 THERE'S SOMETHIN' EACH AND EVERY ONE CAN DO
 A MOVEMENT CAN BE MOUNTED, WE CAN ALL STAND AND BY COUNTED
 OR WE CAN FOLLOW NERO******* STRAIGHT INTO THE POOH!

 A Definition of terms:
 COCKYWOMBLE™ - A bastardization of the Scottish COCKWOMBLE or Urban COCKWOMBLE
 Most probably the latter
 * TRUMPETTES™ - Members of the "Cult of Personality" surrounding Donald J Trump.
 ** EMBLEACHMENT™ - An enema of Clorox bleach.
 *** FOXY SEANY - Really? You didn't catch on with this one?
 **** PSYCHOPHANTS™ - A member of a cult of personality who worships, and blindly follows,
          a person of presumed divine authority. See * TRUMPETTES™
 NOTE: Not a misspelling or mispronunciation of the word SYCOPHANT - a person who
 acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.
 Although, there is evidence to suggest that some of that is going on.
 ***** RINGER - I know! "Poetic License": it was that or use "Twitter Fing".
 ****** LAB RATS - Something one of the Govs suggested their constituents would not be used as.
 ******* NERO - Roman emperor from A.D. 54 to 68; said to have "fiddled" while Rome burned.
 LEFTANISTA: Those on the alt-right know exactly what I mean. Sometimes used derisively when
 describing we "principled conservatives".
 I should apologize in advance if I've offended your delicate sensibilities: but, NOT!

 COCKYWOMBLE™ , TRUMPEETES™, EMBLEACHMENT™ PSYCHOPHANTS™ 2020 Master of the Cosmos Publishing

 Piano: EZKeyes, mostly from the Country midi pack "Classic Rock"
 Drums: EZDrummer, my programming
 Bass: Trilian, with the exception of the "slide down" in the intro.
 Where was EZBass when I needed it?
 Guitars: Really? My '60 Junior on the right. PRS Santana "Anna" left and solos. EZMix sim
 Vocals: My fault again, pitchy as ever, 50 plus years of this and it just gets worse...
 Room Ambiance: IKM's SUNSET SOUND STUDIOS REVERB; Studio 3 half damping
 Vocal Reverb: SSSR Studio 2 Chamber
 mastering: IKM's LURRSEN CONSOLE: Pop/Rock Drive 3.2 Push 30%
 iZotope's Maximizer: set to True Peak at -1 db to control "overs".

 This started out as a Pete Seeger ish, Greenwich Village "protest song". It quickly
 "devolved" into a "Classic Rock" romp when I added the EZKeyes piano part.
 Begun Friday at 8:51am: CbB claims editing time of 100:22:15 (as of Monday 7:00am)
 I may have left it open on the "office rig" while editing the midi parts, but even if it was
 open nonstop since creation I wouldn't have 100 hours in it: interesting...
 The Muse dropped this on me Friday morning, She's been a bit stingy as of late.
 So I felt compelled to get this one "to tape" quickly. Warts and all this is it!
 Maybe She's back, we'll see...